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Weekend Writing Warriors 20 January 2019 (ER, LGBT, PA, RO)

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Weekend Writing Warriors
“Of course I will, Master. It sounds delicious! Will there be anyone else joining us, or will it just be the three of us?” “Oh, I have at least one other guest in mind. You see, Jemma, until you showed up, I was planning on spending tonight having a meaningless orgy with a few bloodbags. You see, Sonny is unhappy with me at the moment. He thinks that I should release the Frost Queen, but I need for her to do just one thing before I do.”  “If I may ask, what is that?”
Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press
This is a snippet from the ninth installment in the Carnal Invasion series, Full Moon Frenzy, scheduled for release on February 20, 2019. The previous snippet from this book can be found here. The conversation involves the infamous Tobias Walton, head of Xquenda Industries, and Jemma, a shapeshifting alien from Gamma Iridion, whom Tobias forced to assume the appearance of Felice, Queen of the Winter Realm. 

Weekend Writing Warriors 13 January 2019

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Weekend Writing Warriors
The following snippet comes from our newest WIP, Carnal Invasion IX: Full Moon Frenzy. Details follow the snippet.
“There is a young lady here to see you, Master Tobias,” a mature, vermillion-haired Haitian woman dressed in a tuxedo announced. “Thank you kindly, Leah,” Tobias replied. “Send her right in.” A nervous Jemma entered Tobias’ office. “Queenie! How did you get out of your cell?” Tobias demanded. “It…it isn’t Queen Felice, Mr. Walton,” Jemma stammered. “I’m the Gamma Iridian you had take her form. My name is Jemma.” “Well, what can I do for you, Jemma?”
~Cie for Naughty Netherworld Press~
Notes: Full Moon Frenzy was originally scheduled to be released on Valentine's Day, but will instead be released on February 20th to coincide with the publication of a very special chapter created just for the WEP blog's February 2019 challenge. If you want to find out more about the challenge and maybe enter a piece of your own, click the banner below.




Weekend Writing Warriors 6 January 2019

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Weekend Writing Warriors
The following is a snippet from Sanguine and Scandalous, the eighth installment in the Carnal Invasion series. Our previous snippet from this tale can be found here.
The journey to the material realm proved to be a bumpy ride. In choosing the most clandestine path, the magical reindeer ended up dodging asteroids and evading various extraterrestrial flotsam and jetsam before swooping in for a landing in the alley behind Xquenda Jewels Headquarters. Tinsel staggered forth from the sleigh and dropped to the ground in a faint. Fortunately for the depleted elf, he was spotted by the benevolent Pythios, who at once recognized him as a mythical being. The genial security guard hurried to Tinsel’s side. “Certainly, you must be of the same kind as my friend Teacake!” Pythios remarked as he helped Tinsel onto the seat of the sleigh. “Perhaps you are even this brother of whom he speaks so high. Ah, but we cannot allow the awful masters of this place to see you. Devils the…

Carnal Invasion VIII is Live and Free for 5 Days!

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Greetings, Fiends! We hope the year has started on a high note for you, and to kick things off the right way, we have a little gift. Our first book of 2019, Sanguine and Scandalous, is yours for the fantastic price of FREE from January 3 through January 7, 2019. This installment finds Elf brothers Tinsel and Teacake trying to rescue Tinsel's wife, Felice Navidad, Queen of the Frost Elementals, from the clutches of the wicked Tobias Walton, head of Xquenda Industries. Tobias' shocking reason for having Felice brought to him is revealed. Carnal Invasion VIII features few explicit erotic scenes, but it is darkly humorous and action-packed and is a necessary tie-in between Carnal Invasion VII and the forthcoming Carnal Invasion IX, scheduled for release on Valentine's Day 2019.  Enjoy a little Scandalous reading free of charge! Free is our favorite price.
Best Wishes from your friends at Naughty Netherworld Press

Cie's Epic New Year's Post for 2019

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I have a New Year's Resolution never to have New Year's Resolutions which include asshat phrases like "NEW YOU IN 52!!1!!1!!1" Of course I'll be a "New Me" in 52 weeks. A lot of the cells in the body get replaced during that time! I don't need to make some stupid resolution to encourage my cells to do something they're going to do anyway! I do actually have some goals for the coming year. None of them involve attempting to hate myself thin. I spent 33 years doing that shit. These are goals such as getting rid of my last storage unit, hopefully by June at the latest, which will save me a lot of money and to continue to get rid of things which no longer serve a purpose for me. A purpose can include just making me happy, like my collection of stuffed animals. That is a valid purpose. I am also planning to do things like cut worn-out clothes into rags, which can replace paper towels and save money that way. Also, donate old clothes that have no sen…

Cie's Year-End Wrap-Up 2018

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I love the above image. Back in the late 1990s, I went to school for one semester for graphic design but dropped out. I didn't know it at the time, but I had untreated type 2 bipolar disorder, OCD, and borderline personality disorder, three exciting co-morbid conditions which happen to feed each other in ways that are just, shall we say, really special. I wouldn't be properly diagnosed until 2004. When I think of how many years were wasted mired in shame and stigma because I had no idea in this Universe what was going on with me, I thought I was just an attention-seeking fuckup, it makes me very angry. Granted, some of the tools available to me now simply didn't exist when I was younger. E-commerce was in its infancy in the 1990s. There were no smartphones.  Hell, even GPS was still in its infancy. (I still have my TomTom Go.) The job I have today could not have existed in the 1990s. Back when dinosaurs and Ronald Reagan roamed the Earth in 19…

Weekend Writing Warriors 30 December 2018 (ER, FA, PA, RO)

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Weekend Writing Warriors
The following is an excerpt from our forthcoming release, Sanguine and Scandalous, to be released on the first day of 2019.
Little Arvin Flurry, better known as Tinsel, a Christmas elf who was just one day shy of 15,000 years old, woke up in a daze in his reindeers’ stall. A caramel-colored doe called Delight nuzzled Tinsel’s golden curls and licked his face. Tinsel steadied himself against Delight’s sturdy frame and rose shakily to his feet. Once he was steady enough to run without falling over, he hurried to the palace to find what he already knew to be the case: his wife of 13,775 years, Felice Navidad the Frost Queen, was missing. Tinsel quickly hitched Delight and a spirited young buck called Pumpkin to a sleigh and ordered them to take him to Felice. “Stealthy now, Mates,” the elf cautioned. “We are entering the material realm. I could call it quaint were I feeling kind, but savage is far closer to the truth. Mortals are a violent lot, and when a mortal w…